Thoughts on Pregnant Bellies.

Listen, baby mama.

I know you are proud of that baby, and I get it. However, just because you are proud of your baby does NOT mean that I wish to see that honkin’ huge belly of yours displayed in a half nude picture. It. Is. Not. Special. To. Us.

Baby = should be public. Preggo nude belly (with or without adornments) = should not be public.

Keep that picture for your own private gallery. Facebook is not private enough.

Sincerely,

Gagging

Ps. While you’re at it, we don’t want to see your baby’s butt either, so keep the diaper on when showing it off. Giant teacups for scenery do not make this ok.